Send her a sweet text while she sleeps…Give her a reason to smile as soon as she wakes up, so her day starts off with a smile.
Fuck your car
introducing myself in the first day of school
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did
in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years
this is violently beautiful
"Guns only have one purpose, killing"
This is probably the most American thing I have seen on tumblr, and trust me, I’ve seen some pretty American things.